Archive for November, 2008
New Dad Thinks Baby Might Be Gay
Karl Woll| November 6, 2008 7:14 am
Here’s a news story I pulled of the archives at The Onion News.
SCOTTSDALE, AZ—Citing “something vaguely effeminate” about his eight-month-old son Michael, first-time father Joe Oebrick, 32, reported Tuesday that he suspects the infant may be a homosexual.
“I love my son,” Oebrick said. “But, you understand, I’m worried, too.”
Among the many “small signs” that suggest that his son may be gay, Oebrick cited a home video in which the toddler crawls across the living-room carpet of the family’s suburban Scottsdale home, wiggling his hips from side to side.
“I don’t think it’s normal for a baby to move like that,” said Oebrick, wincing as the infant paused and flapped an arm in the air. “Don’t you think that’s a little strange?”
According to Oebrick, Michael has an excessive fondness for bright colors and “things that sparkle.”
“Sequins, glitter, feathers,” said the recent father, listing some of the things that Michael likes. “And he really likes flowers.”
…read the full article.
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