Let’s face it, raising children can be a lot of time-consuming work. They scream, cry, whine, and constantly want your attention. They’re always hungry, they need baths, clean clothes, and worst of all, diaper changes. We know and feel your pain. Sure they’re cute, but isn’t there any easier way? This site was created as your guide to raising your children with doing as little as possible before those pesky child services people show up at the front door. Need to get more sleep? Want some alone time? Trying slip out for a ‘quick’ 18 holes or spa treatment?

We’re here to help! From recommending great products such as the GoDogGo ball launcher, to classic techniques such as the “Bottle Prop” and advanced techniques such as the “Long Distance Mobile Jingler”, we’re your one stop source for all your half-assed parenting needs.